One time I pooped out an Oldsmobile.

One time in high school, my teacher had an impacted bowel and it broke loose in class. Poop went shooting down his leg, so much poop, then he took his pants off and just a giant rock like formation of poo shot out his butt and then more poop came out. He was lying on the floor screaming and we all laughed.

Damn I want to shit in that car’s sunroof!

What an asshole.

Tell me about it.

These trucks are made of shit. Great rides for people who like to eat shit, and who in fact, are shit themselves.

Fucking queer bait.

Jam it up some homo’s ass and leave it there.

Which is also how a Pontiac Grand Am works.

That car sucks ass.

Man, I just took a huge dump.

It’s “buck” naked, you morons.

I call dibs on being the first guy to shit on this thing in real life.

This one guy kept bothering me at a bar, so I punched him in the tit.

One time, this guy waved at me, so I smashed his face into a huge pile of monkey shit until he gagged and vomited profusely.

60% of the time, it works every time.

I’d just take like the hugest, nastiest, wettest, shit in the aisle.

It’ll go faster if you upgrade to a bump throttle.

Torque is when you drop a massive deuce at low speed and you crack the toilet bowl.

Sounds like someone had a lot of gay sex under that truck and the jizz rusted the mounting bolts.