It’s fun to say “anus,” mate.

A couple of blooming anuses right there, guv’nah.

I’m so excited to learn this I’m going to do some donuts on my enginecycle.

These cars are beautiful, but they are Dodges, not Plymouth GTXs.

German cars are for fags and retards.

You know what they do to bulldozer thieves in prison.

That’s not a big car.

My neighbor tried to make a life sized statue of the Eiffel tower out of his own shit.

And this is relevant how?

I’d totally do her.

They should all die off. All religion is bullshit.

That cuntbag fuckbrick is a scientologist?

Good.

You’re the Tesla!

The best thing about the 90's was my poops.

All wind and solar in my neck of the woods.

That’s not barbecue.

You should jump out of any car that David Tracy has worked on.

I’d stay in the car and rub my shit all over the kidnappers.

I’d pee in that soup.