I would like to be the first one to poop on that car.

Why those cars are gross bags of shit!

Those fuckbricks have all the appeal of a wet fart.

The dirtiest Corvette ever is the one my retarded cousin and his friends pooped all over.

Rockport’s a nasty town.

Wow! That just made me poop my own damn britches! Poop!

We Were The Ramchargers is better than those shitty books.

The other inmates will take a ride on his Hershey highway.

And we all know what happens to emissions cheats in prisons.

Evacuating people from the Texas coast.

When my friend’s wife died, some of us did burnouts in the gravel at the cemetery.

And that’s a bad thing?

Poop

All of these bikes look dumb enough for assholes to ride.

Loser.

I hope the thief gets caught is and corn holed to death in the town square.

I don’t know, man.

And now I have to poop.

I have diarrhea!

Now I have to poop.