Great game, for homos.

This story is the equivalent of written defecation.

Tonight, the bottle let me down.

I like to pee in the sink.

I met a girl on a bus one time, and she had a real musky asshole.

Only a faggot would drive an Italian car.

More like a car for getting major league ass:

Nice car, if you’re a fag. Total fagmobile.

Shooting people is cool!

You left out “Gaylord.” There was a car called the Gaylord.

I wish to shit on them.

I only come here to talk about poop.

Who cares? They’re messicans.

My retarded cousin Mike farts so hard he poops himself most days.

It’s because they’re dicks.

My retarded cousin likes to throw his poop.

Wow. It looks like something my retarded cousin would throw his poop at.

You remind me of my retarded cousin who likes to throw his poop against the wall.

Looks like something Jan Michael Vincent would buy after a 10 day glue sniffing bender.

Or, you could have a bucket of warm shit dumped over your head.