Well, my retarded cousin likes to throw his own poop, so there’s that.

My retard cousin likes to throw his own poop, if that answers your question.

My retard cousin and his retard friends like to draw on the walls with poop, and smear feces on each other.

That’s nothing. When I was a teenager, I house sat and watched my cousin for my uncle. My cousin Tim is older than me by about 10 years, and is retarded. He has the mind of an 8 year old.

You’re a real piece of anus, eh, boy? Now shine my damn shoes.

And then hit an even bigger pile of poop, and some got on the windshield.

I heard the car skidded off the road because it hit a big pile of poop.

Who gives a fuck about ball sports??

You talk to much.

The new VW made you put a cock in your mouth?

I just come here to talk about poop.

Still a total fag bike.

The only bike where even the driver rides bitch.

I just took a huge dump and it was awesome.

Total fag bike.

Now I’ve got a raging boner.

How is this even news?

Who cares.

Poop.

There are two places on the internet where I go to talk about poop.