Well at night, bums like to go out on that track and take huge dumps.

I heard the guy who got punched pooped himself real bad like.

Is there any rule about fucking the tires? ‘Cause I bet some of them rednecks do that.

Laugh all you want, but he probably fucked both of those horses.

Methican Americans.

Shut up professor nerd boy, nobody likes a know it all hipster.

O.J. killed two people and got away with it.

I support her. She did what she thought was right.

yes

Is Danica okay? I heard she had a bloody gash.

In Florida it’s legal.

A Valiant effort, but not quite....

I poo a lot.

Oh no... and he could have bought a Barbie Dream House with all that money!

Wouldn’t you just bet he pooped himself?

Poop.

Eat a bucket of warm feces.

The real issue here is that Terrance is a steaming pile of shit with a gay ass name.

How is the differential coming loose “My car has broken in half?”

No one cares about you stupid story. Shut up.