splodeyhemisphere
splodeyhemisphere
splodeyhemisphere

As long as you’re committed.

People like that deserve to know exactly how you feel about them. I believe the t-shirt says “fuck your feelings” if he doesn’t like it.

Oh believe me, I have. Blocked and unfollowed him on the Tweeters and the Instergrams and I don’t even use Facebook anymore. I only see him at friend gatherings like weddings or, in this case, a last-second decision to go to Vegas with all of my college buddies for their fantasy draft because I haven’t seen any of

You need to quit being friends with this human being.

Your turn, Nintendo

Then what were all those 1-Ups for?

Social engineering. You don’t realize how dumb you are until someone who knows how to take advantage of social norms tricks you.

Well, asking a question or not; it’s still a bit of victim blaming. It’s not like your post also included anything about how messed up it was that these guys did this in the first place. They took advantage of this poor woman. I get what you were going for there, but I can also see why you received the responses you

I live with my 72 year old Mom in a “Senior Community” (60+) apartment complex.

Maybe we don’t victim-blame grandma and help, ok there, Sparky? If not, maybe go tell your grandma how dumb she is, since you’re so smart and cool.

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Planet Money did a fun video that explains how Honeycrisp and other edible apples took over in the 1980s. Worth a watch!

...and then Rod Serling will walk into your bedroom to tell you this was all a cautionary tale of what might have happened...from The Twilight Zone.

PhD candidate in Machine Learning here. We review for a major journal and have seen an uptick in the rejection on papers that come through for review. The papers make good “sense” or are great ideas, but the experiments are flawed and bad science.

I distribute these to all of our local daycares and preschools! you leave the bracelet on the car seat strap when you take the kid, out and when you put the kid in you take the bracelet off the strap and put it on your wrist

It was explained why right after that sentence, fuckface.

You don’t get even parts of all the batches of ancestral DNA your parents have.

This has always been the correct take since before whoever the comedian you’ve cited said anything. It’s fun to make fun of Fieri’s overly exuberant personality and style choices (his competitors on the next food network star competition underestimated him before he absolutely destroyed them because of this) but that

You can’t disable it? I just disabled mine after setting up Twitter with Google Authenticator. Just had to click on the link next to “Text Message” and flip it to “off.”

I put up with a nearly-endless stream of racism and bullying when I was young, always being fed the advice to “just ignore them”.

I wish people would talk about this more.  All I see today is repeats of stuff from when I was a kid, bullies allowed to run around unchecked but when the victim decides they’ve had enough suddenly they’re the problem and there needs to be a dialogue to hear both sides.

When I was waiting tables, I had a customer ask for a filet mignon to be cooked well done. I tried talking her out of it, that maybe the strip would be a better choice for well done. When she got it, she ate like three bites and then complained it was too tough. One of the few times I actually argued with customers