Where do you source your peat? How much did it cost you to build a peating facility? Where do you get your aging barrels? How long do you age?

I am stupendously impressed by your discerning tastebuds.

You’re going to be teetotal for the rest of your life.

Suntory Toki is decent, for $40.

And have a lemon party.

By storming the Bastille. Freedom + French.

Like in this stuff:

Oh, wait. How do y’all feel about posting a celebrity’s sex tape, that shows their genitals?

Yeah, the post headline was not “Please stop mocking people on social media”.

Vatican City

That’s SO fetch!

Also available on the Alexa appon Android, even if you don’t have an Alexa device. 

Give the woman a medal.

A rubber band will work  

TVP is the new poor people food, displacing offal.

wet dream

It’s usually the deceleration that gets you: car, meet wall.

That’s a lot of ifs.

The right wing has assassinated doctors providing abortions, the RC Church (or, at least, one particular priest) has denied politicians communion for supporting abortion choice (but Pope Francis demoted that priest), etc. Yeah, fuck the civility. Not being able to eat in a restaurant in peace is a minor inconvenience…