He seems like the kind of guy who weeps after every orgasm.

Holy shit. Those fucking BEADS!! My kid has a bucket of those and they’re everywhere. Unfortunately, my wife bought them for her so...

Feldman was a drunk and a drug addict for a LONG time, so nobody every took him seriously. Not saying it’s fair or right, but it’s the way it is.

I’ve seen actors do some wacky shit, is all I’m saying.

That sounds delightful!

Sure. I can imagine a lot of things. Like I said, sometimes shit happens. Things get a little wound up and this doesn’t really sound that bad to me.

This is true.

As a “big guy”, I find it super annoying when smaller people just assume I’m trying to be “aggressive” or “dominate” them merely by living in the body I was born with, and then act aggressive toward me for no fucking reason.

Meh. Harrison Ford punched Ryan Gosling in the face on one take of Blade Runner. Shit happens.

Yup.

I use my gun.

That’s kind of a bitch-ass thing to do, actually. What a coward.

Jesus. Why can’t you take a win when you get one? When somebody says something good, encourage it. Don’t get all weird about shit that doesn’t matter (like who she’s fucking dating). Guess what? Nobody’s perfect.

It’s happening.

You gotta figure at least 51% of the world is below average.

??!!!??!! What?!

Places like this:

Not quite yet. Soon, though.

#nannystate

“How very white of you Poodletime!”