Pumpkin Spice for the WIN!!

Pro Tip: (From an actual Scotsman): Never drink your fecking scotch neat or with ice. You look like a fecking tourist. Drink it with a splash of water to open it up.

Royal Lochnagar is excellent as well.

Ew. You’re so basic.

Morgan Freeman is a bit of a creep too. I actually met him once and he’s a bit of a dick.

You’re thinking of Hollow Man. But it’s probably the director of that film, Paul Verhoeven you should be worried about, not the actor.

Shshhhh! We need their cheese, dummy.

“Why are you SO HYSTERICAL?!”

Well done, sir. Enjoy our fucking weekend knowing you are winning at life.

I haven’t played WoW in years, but I never understood people who used bots for playing. Isn’t half the fun exploring the world and leveling up organically? Bots ruin it for everybody.

I was sexually harassed a couple of times over the years, but I never complained.

You win.

If she wins, it won’t cost her anything because he’ll likely pay her legal fees as part of the settlement.

I kind of want to get a switch just to play Zelda. Seems like a lot of $ to fork over for one game though.

I can’t wait for the day when there are no more fucking dirtbag game stores.

I’m addicted!!

Worse. He’s a democrat.

Well, I think we already knew it deep down. But yes, this is the year it’s all confirmed.

They should just combine Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts into one organization called “Scouts”. Then the girls could do fun stuff like camping and pinewood derby instead of lame crafts and the boys could sell cookies instead of that lame popcorn.

In the meantime, you’re watching the train roll by. I’ve made tons of $ in the market since the election. And I’m hoarding cash for the inevitable fire sale that’s about to happen.