The worst part of the night was when he was basically trying to blame Asperger’s for his behavior. Dude, being on the spectrum doesn’t make you act like an inconsiderate asshole. Being an inconsiderate asshole makes you act like one.
We figured that there is a 1 in 196.9 million (or 0.000000005%) chance it will hit within a half mile of any location on the earth.
If I don’t survive this I just want everyone to know hate you all.
My son’s almost 18 months and I can’t stop buying goddamned Hot Wheels cars “for him”. Yes, he does love them and plays with them constantly, but the reality is that I’m buying them for myself to live vicariously through him.
The “I don’t know anyone” argument is such a tired, boring, and braindead argument. Bonus points if “literally” or “anecdotally” is used
I will probably never use those shells, but damn it if I don’t want them.
As a parent of a toddler, color of swimsuit from a safety perspective has never even occurred to me. Guess I’ll be favoring those neon colors a bit more next time I’m in the market for swim trunks. Thanks!
Oh, they’re going to need a lawyer...
I kind of wish that Destiny was more like a MMO. Not to the point of having 100 people in a zone but just more than we have now.
And I hate that each map is seperated in different zone with each they own matchmaking. If you follow a random during one of those zone changes, they will just vanish and on the next zone…
Why do people who are not postal workers have strong opinions about postal worker trucks?
You kids with your quick-expire memes. Back in the day, we had one meme and we had to make it last for years.
Man, this article is like re-reading the article about The Donald on Reddit...
“What are you going to do when you’re married and stressed? Tell your wife that you need to play Xbox?”
This will definitely help. Those would-be insurrectionists are now thwarted from last-minute coup shopping thanks to Facebook. We’re all saved.
Maybe I’m weird, but I’ve never figured out why anyone has any sort of stigma associated with toys. What wrong with enjoying masturbation? What’s wrong with playing with your partner and bringing them more pleasure?
Fuck this person, brand them with an iron that says “TRUMP” across their forehead.
In my experience, most foreigners understand America better than most Americans. They get the bullshit of American exceptionalism, because it is force fed to them during every international sporting event and every international conflict and every exported American TV show or movie. They’re well acquainted with the…
“I lived them, it wasn’t so bad” - probably because you’re the exact type of person Reagan and his administration liked - a white, straight, neurotypical , middle class American man. I know it’s the big scary no-no word these days, but y’know what that’s called? Privilege. It’s best you start recognizing you lived a…