I just respond with, “Yeah, this is even worse than the whole 9/11 thing.”

Listen, I need you to write an article about how playing Animal Crossing for hours and eating nothing but pizza rolls is good for me. Like I really need that right now. 

It’s cute studios think we’ll be back in theaters by December.

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AOC is a goddamned national treasure. Unabashedly progressive, kicked moderate ass in her elections, calls Republicans on their bullshit, skillfully claps back when they try to attack her, and she somehow successfully managed to merge political awareness with Twitch in a way that didn’t feel forced or scripted? In my…

First of all F*** Zuck. F*** Facebook. Both have become a detriment to this nation and society in general. I’m so sick of the whining, bitching, and moaning, by those who would lie, cheat, and steal, for getting called out for lying, cheating and stealing... Talk about true snowflakes... Why do they get a pass for the…

“Dies” you mean sheds his human skin. 

States where citizens vote against and their governments sue the EPA to contest safety regulations. Another aspect is no one is being accountable in this pandemic and shit storm of an administration so things are happening without oversight.

The difference is it’s another shitty thing he’s basically going to get away with, and we’re pissed off about it. 

That face is SO punchable.

Exactly. Destiny’s Broom-bot is a perfectionist. It cares about it’s work. Avengers’ bot is a disgruntled worker just going through the motions so Stark doesn’t decommission him.

It’s fascinating to me how the republicans manage to get so many votes time and time again. Their basic deal is “more money for the rich, make the country worse for everyone else”, and yet they get a whole bunch of “everyone elses” voting for them. It has to count among the most successful scams of all time.

I hate it. I’m actually usually someone who is all in on updates like this, but the Facebook update is horrible. Everything is so BIG and cluttered, it’s overwhelming, overstimulating, and just stressful to browse or chat on .

Sorta relevant:

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I'm just here for the Lake Titicaca jokes.

Having lived in Phoenix for more than a decade, I can say it was nice living in an area where the wind didn’t knock out power or data.

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Brain science is not on the parent’s side here. They’ve actually studied teen brains and found that the presence of peers increases a teen’s risk-taking behavior even when the kid has been fully educated about the possible negative outcomes. The summer house with friends is the big problem here. It’s also why…