I just respond with, “Yeah, this is even worse than the whole 9/11 thing.”

Listen, I need you to write an article about how playing Animal Crossing for hours and eating nothing but pizza rolls is good for me. Like I really need that right now. 

AOC is a goddamned national treasure. Unabashedly progressive, kicked moderate ass in her elections, calls Republicans on their bullshit, skillfully claps back when they try to attack her, and she somehow successfully managed to merge political awareness with Twitch in a way that didn’t feel forced or scripted? In my…

States where citizens vote against and their governments sue the EPA to contest safety regulations. Another aspect is no one is being accountable in this pandemic and shit storm of an administration so things are happening without oversight.

The difference is it’s another shitty thing he’s basically going to get away with, and we’re pissed off about it. 

Exactly. Destiny’s Broom-bot is a perfectionist. It cares about it’s work. Avengers’ bot is a disgruntled worker just going through the motions so Stark doesn’t decommission him.

bUt iT stARTed aS a jOKe

Brain science is not on the parent’s side here. They’ve actually studied teen brains and found that the presence of peers increases a teen’s risk-taking behavior even when the kid has been fully educated about the possible negative outcomes. The summer house with friends is the big problem here. It’s also why…

I can’t even beat the first boss....

#4- He’s on a nice farm upstate, where he can run free with the other Spectrum Children.

The bigger mystery to me is, who watches these videos? Who follows these people and wants to listen to basic people spewing basic shit for 45 minutes, which could be condensed into 2 minutes but they stretch it out foreeeeever to get more $$$$?

This ‘family as performance’ shit is angering in ways I cannot reasonably put into words using my mushy quarantine brain.

I live with just my husband and three cats crammed into a small one-bedroom apartment, and I want to build one of those forts so bad.

Destiny, a game about promising to do better next time.

As you pointed out, “stay-at-home”, “social distancing”, “flattening the curve” are phrases that are ingrained in the zeitgeist and describe the actions going on to reduce the spread and impact of the pandemic. I’ve seen definitions like “The Great Pause” or “The Great Disruption” describe this period, which I think…

Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

David Price, a pulmonary physician at Cornell Medical Center, cites one very good argument for the widespread use of masks: People wearing masks are less likely to touch their faces.

3 years of overwatch and he quits over losing method of being toxic?...

Might be a good idea to tell us what platforms it’s on, pricing, and provide links to the storefronts. j/s

Or they get a gynecologist friend to do a “procedure” that is bulled out as something else. People of means or with connections have always had access to abortion. Roe just meant it was no longer limited to women from affluent families.