splinterhatesamerica
Splinter Hates America
splinterhatesamerica

So this is an at-will gig where you pick your own hours, have no barrier to entry besides owning a car, have no interview process, and can quit whenever you want with no repercussions and you make $30/hour. What exactly are people complaining about?

Because shut up, Kyle.

Beanbag to the ballbag solves most property disputes. 

I love that there’s a Jalopnik file for “Ban Cars”

Fuck out of here.

“What’s an F5 poop tornado like?”