Okay, who had “fetus unboxing video” on their Bizarre Internet Phrase bingo card this month?

Really missed a chance to make this into a slideshow for each individual car.

I’m wondering if they were military personnel coming back to the US after being stationed in Europe?

So, a writer just made stuff up and put it in a pretend show about pretend people in pretend situations. Isn’t that, you know, writing?

Christine Taylor as Marcia Brady is one of the greatest casting choices in the history of film. She was fantastic.

It can’t be too long before Oklahoma institutes a Texas-style abortion ban.

Wonder how long it will be before Abbot orders the Texas Rangers and Highway Patrol to stop cars at the borders.

But Joe Rogan was being “consc iously racist”! Why is there even a doubt  about that? What else, in context, was he being? Smdh

Yes, Colin Hanks has a very successful acting career. He was in the first season of Fargo, and I know there’s some other sit com recently that he was one of the stars of.  Tom even auditioned him and cast him in an episode of Band of Brothers. 

Less than nothing.

I’ve never listened to Joe Rogan, and frankly, I never will.

To save on the annoying click through, here:

Again: WHO IS SHE?!? and if she can write a book about a 4 month toxic relationship, I need to know her tips. I'm 39 and writing a book about my life, and have rewritten it every year since I was 30

“see me for what I am which is a #1 hustler.”

Hard to tell.  I lost a lot of IQ points reading that.

The primetime showings aren’t for people who are interested in the sport of it. If you’re a luge head, you’re watching that shit live. The primetime sports are for the people who like the olympics as human interest pieces/jingoistic entertainment, and you can find plenty of that elsewhere.

Yup. The way they manufacture a storyline for every athlete -- meaning only Americans, the other athletes of the world don’t exist -- like it’s reality TV is sickening.