That should have been the headline.

My eyebrows physically left my body and dented the ceiling when I read that.

Based on my incredibly unscientific survey of cars I see on the street, the number of 911s I see vs. Caymans is heavily weighted towards the less attractive car.

Unpopular Opinion:  Cayman is way better looking than 911.

Salmonella Sunday

You’ll be in ecstasy when all 2030 Toyota/Lexus models are textured, black plastic from nose to tail, except for some glass portholes.

His argument is nearly 15 years old—and yet it has found whole new life in modern men’s self-help.

You read the fine print.

Waiting for the announcement of his promotion.

Haahaha!  Sorry this is buried so far down the comment string.

The shots that count the most are the ones he’s taken to the head.

They tend to weed “smart” people out during the examination process.

The 1965 Yo’ Mama.

I had a hand-me-down Hess version.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31993131/colorado-rockies-say-fan-shouted-mascot-dinger-use-racial-slur

I had an Anthropology professor who breast-fed her children past the age where they could feed while she was standing. . .and she was over 6' tall.

Well, if Level 3 is good enough for Sex Offenders, it’s good enough for Mercedes.

That’s the Samuel Lincoln Cottage.  The reporting is correct.

Kim Kardashian’s next business venture will reportedly be called “SKKN.”

Georgia definitely needs a smack in the other direction.