For a brief moment, I thought Boston Public Gardens’ swan boats were getting a rad redesign.

Next you’ll tell me that there’s no basement in the Alamo.

One does work up quite a thirst for dog milk while floatin’ in the river.

Yes. There was also a layer of Bondo as a blanket.

Glued to a log and tossed into the Mississippi is exactly how my parents found me.

I’m thinking transit bus, or subway.

I’m convinced that Budweiser cans are emitted from the exhaust of off-road vehicles.

While the Class 4 roads are public roads, the town doesn’t want to deal with off-roaders and any potential shenanigans and damage.

What’s Kyrie’s shooting percentage on making coherent, rational statements?

Don’t feed the trolls.

Given how awful people behave, online harassment is the least of their problems after their names are released.

I knew, as the nurse wiped the amniotic fluid from my face and handed me to my mother.

My plankton are already terrified.

This is the same court where it was noticed (by the Assistant Prosecutor) that the defendant in a domestic abuse case was in the same home as the victim (intimidating the victim), breaking his bond conditions, and he got arrested on Zoom.

Holy cow!  I used to work for 911, and we never would have allowed “Street Road.”

I have relatives, who at varying times, lived at

OK Karen. . .I mean, Sharon. “Your Truth” is also poorly informed and shitty.

Technically, all pandas are owned by China.

Non-car note: Ben Orlove’s book via Raphael’s link (https://ir.uiowa.edu/uipress_sl/12/) is free to read, if you don’t want to put on pants/skirt/culottes and go to the library.