It was one hell of a shot too.  Ashanti Smith needed no windup for that punch.

It’s only $5 to join my Flat Gondwana Society.

I made a graph once, that illustrated diminishing returns on extreme speeding.  Do people actually think they’re saving time?  Or are they driving maniacally because it makes them feel good, at the expense of others?

They were done with their shift.

They made it look like the IKEA version.

Finding money on the ground.  They’ll think it’s Roman coins or something.

Speed here in Massachusetts is WAY WAY up.

It may be on a truck, but it’s still a sweet can.

I am resigned to sweet ignorance when people talk about shows on HBO or Netflix or Amanda DeLorean on Disney.  I just wish I could spike a vein and mainline Henry Louis Gates Jr. programs.

Actually, I think it’s crazy how much the people cosplaying as lawyers are currently getting from his campaign funds.

They’re also great if you’re playing poker inside a school bus.

Ha ha!  I actually e-mailed this to him last week.

That’s one of the things that blow my mind the most about the USA. It’s the country where ___________ makes the most sense, yet you don’t have it.

Nope.  Fuck these slideshows.

Hoverboard

The golden age of manual, gated poodles is over.

Hold my Space Scotch.

I would max out my credit cards on that.

I hope the first question is, “WHO GIVES A FUCK?”

SPACE FORCE 2024