They were done with their shift.

They made it look like the IKEA version.

Finding money on the ground.  They’ll think it’s Roman coins or something.

Speed here in Massachusetts is WAY WAY up.

It may be on a truck, but it’s still a sweet can.

I am resigned to sweet ignorance when people talk about shows on HBO or Netflix or Amanda DeLorean on Disney.  I just wish I could spike a vein and mainline Henry Louis Gates Jr. programs.

Actually, I think it’s crazy how much the people cosplaying as lawyers are currently getting from his campaign funds.

They’re also great if you’re playing poker inside a school bus.

Ha ha!  I actually e-mailed this to him last week.

Nope.  Fuck these slideshows.

Hoverboard

The golden age of manual, gated poodles is over.

Hold my Space Scotch.

I would max out my credit cards on that.

I hope the first question is, “WHO GIVES A FUCK?”

SPACE FORCE 2024

Born in Boston.  Went to VMI.  I’m sure he heard that word *a-lot*.

Super Cruise, which offers hands-free driving on over 200,000 miles of enabled roadway.

Does this guy have half a baby goat tied to a stake out on his back 40? That’s the tiniest bale of hay. Is it bedding for his Oompa Loompa sex slave, in a shed down by the river?

The first song I ever played in my first car was “Hot for Teacher”. . .on cassette.