Front-engined Fiero

That’s like a trifecta of American coolness, right?

I’m *very* fond of Freddie and Chris is fine.

Will the cupholder hold my pudding cup?

You know, it’s really noisy back there.  Can’t hear shit from a drum riser.

I’m the lyricist (not singer) for my band. . .and I’m a drummer. . .and even though I write the lyrics, I forget them.

For reference, see The Ramones.

They’re going to find so many squirrel and raccoon eggs in the motor/battery compartment next Spring.

I have a cat.  I try not to look too closely for stray fibers and furs in foods.

I thought I was on Jezebel when I read through. . .and then I got to the comments. . .and then I knew.

Just got my sketchy EIP debit card in the mail. My mom runs a small pantry from her place of worship, but now I have to explain PayPal to her so I can bolster her stockpile a bit.

Head lines

I just see “Stool Scenes” in the title card and I’m like, “Ew.”

This is perfect for your next Food Delivery Person cosplay party.

This is perfect for your next Food Delivery Person cosplay party.

We’re applauding the bare minimum of standards here.  Ugh.

Haven’t had a chance to read this yet, but wanted to let you know that I sing the “Get In Shape Girl” jingle to myself several times per month. Usually followed by the “Airwolf” theme. . .but it’s harder to sing along with that.

It’s ok.  People on the internet are very forgiving.

SEVERELY disappointed by the misleading headline. I was looking forward to

Even if they got in a time machine and watched a NASCAR race from last year, the stands would still be empty.