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I just see “Stool Scenes” in the title card and I’m like, “Ew.”

This is perfect for your next Food Delivery Person cosplay party.

This is perfect for your next Food Delivery Person cosplay party.

We’re applauding the bare minimum of standards here.  Ugh.

Haven’t had a chance to read this yet, but wanted to let you know that I sing the “Get In Shape Girl” jingle to myself several times per month. Usually followed by the “Airwolf” theme. . .but it’s harder to sing along with that.

It’s ok.  People on the internet are very forgiving.

SEVERELY disappointed by the misleading headline. I was looking forward to

Even if they got in a time machine and watched a NASCAR race from last year, the stands would still be empty.

That’s the first symptom of a coronavirus.  You should get checked ASAP.

Sounds about right.  PG County got to protect their “minority.”

I brought my office raccoon skull home to be with my home office skulls, so it wouldn’t be lonely.

I don’t have to imagine. I live with a cat and she sees all of them.

Now, Mary-Kate and Pierre Olivier Sarkozy are getting divorced, and unfortunately, it sounds ugly.

And geographers. Comparing densely populated states to countries with populations spread out over a large area with very little transportation? GTFO.

Me, reading this:

A few days ago, I woke up with this wild hare to list out all of the sneakers I wore from August 1991 to June 1996. I could do it visually, but the INTERNET LET ME DOWN.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

I’d like to have been roasted by Little Richard.

Still grossed out by those two ash trays in the center console.

Everything looks like a bridesmaid’s dressing gown for insta-obsessed bridezillas.