I'm just going to throw this out there because it would be so so so so awesome: Free comics with Amazon Prime.

Who's to say that a newly evolved species will not also carry the same or new biochemical compounds as well? Evolution hasn't stopped, after all. We know that over 90% of all the species of organisms that have ever existed no longer exist today, but how many species that exist today didn't exist hundreds of millions…

Ugh, the judgmentalism!

"That's a thing" in the US too. Extreme Makeover, anyone?

Man, if someone told me that Skynet was putting out such amazing products for a reasonable price before that whole robot army taking over debacle, I would have rooted for the robots the whole time!

Ooorrrrr, just get one of these, for a couple of bucks and use the flash drives you already have. Also, you won't have a handy lever sticking out of your micro USB port, just waiting to snap the jack loose.

These are all such good names for cabinets.

"Despite getting to the front page of Reddit — an internet website that men's rights activists keep telling me is the "front page of the internet" itself...

amaze? have you not realized how incredibly stupid the majority of humans are? - sometimes it's almost too much to bear, and i want to be dumb like them - so i don't have to deal with their dumb shit.

I definitely don't think everybody needs to be able to code, but I think the impulse to teach some coding ins't too much different from exposing kids to music or mathematics or physics. It will not be for everyone, but a minimal understanding of what's going on can be both enlightening and enriching for the youths.

2.8 lens at 300 mm would not be this size.

One that immediately comes to mind would definitely be the Seinfeld episode where Kramer does Movie phone. "Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected." One of the best epsidoes of all time, that wouldn't even make sense today.

Leslie your TV is filthy.

Can I roll it up? No? Has it got perfect OCR capabilities? No? When it does, we'll talk (and yes, I'd pay a lot for those two things).

Your lawn...I'm on it.

Are you a troll because I mean wow... you got almost every single point you tried to make completely backwards. As an avid photographer for 40 years I'd love for you to show me how to get a shot in 5 seconds with an old fully manual SLR. you know you had to actually focus those by hand right?

It takes "I would kill for a Kitchen Aid!" to a whole new level.

Can't out run a shitty diet.