I bet the people who move in will be cheery and dynamic, singing their immigrant songs while hanging their laundry and cheerfully greeting each other over back alley fences.

Can someone please do a good Photoshop job and replace them with Seth Rogan and James Franco?

Kanye, is that you?

This thing looks older than the One, not newer. Some weird design decisions going on here IMHO. The One looks great, this one... meh.

I've been imbibing Sam Adams Cold Snap on occasion like right now.

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This reminds me of when Roger Ebert lost his voice due to thyroid cancer. If I remember correctly he was able to use a thing like Hawking but they took bits and pieces from audio recordings the make his new 'voice' that sounded like his old one.

Never. Ever. Call it San Fran.

Well, you lose them when they are stolen, and you find them when you look into old digital wallets, which I assume is something like looking into old wallets in the real world.

Still the best Steve Jobs if you ask me:

Sigh. So true. Especially the blow dryer part!

This is even better news, these changes make cities more walkable, a little bit more ecologically concious, a nicer place to live and work but also keep people like you away. Excellent.

Because one is vinyl wrap that is cheap and sticks to things poorly, especially when subjected to weather and sun and general around-town things and the other is an electrostatic paint implanted with glass beads that is applied to the bike while remaining extremely durable and looking quite svelte.

This is like saying…

Oh, I don't mean to say he's not going very fast - it looks absolutely insane. What I'm saying is that equating motion blur with high speed is not entirely accurate, and that I think I might be able to replicate it with a much lower speed.

Actually, I wasn't trolling, but since you asked...

Impressive first person view of a motorcycle race. Streaking / smearing is more of a function of frame exposure time than speed (though obviously you need a fast enough speed). I can probably creating a video with similar streaking on my bicycle - use a ND filter in front of the lens and select low-ish frame rate.…

THOSE AREN'T DECORATIONS, THEY ARE MASS SLOT COFFINS FOR US CITIZENS WHO WON'T TURN IN THEIR GUNS

A) it's not pointless weight, it's an air mattress, which it makes it more comfortable to sleep in. that might not be worth carrying on your particular adventure because you're not worried about the ground being hard or you have some other way to deal with it, but it's not inherently pointless weight.

The next version will be larger, more stylish, and more fun.....