That’s true, perhaps it’s Pauly Shore territory next

There are 2 types of people that work around him in the White House:

JD Salinger - Catcher in the Rye

They should try jangling their keys in front of him.

“Tell me about it. He’s completely forgotten about me, and I’ve been doing some amazing things.”
— Frederick Douglass

“I heard it on Howard Stern show! You know right before they put M&M’s in Sal’s foreskin and after I told the world about how I want to bang my daughter”

Dear General Kelly,

Good observations.

As much as I hope both of them trip into an active volcano, I would watch this on pay per view.

That’s the most alarming thing - it’s probably working, like, sort-of okay-ish.

But... what if it actually kinda is? Like what if the adults managed to talk him our of a nuclear strike on North Korea - or on Robert Mueller?

Remember those simple salad days when he was just accusing his predecessor of wire tapping him? Or perhaps the Bowling Green Massacre? Those events seem like eons ago. There is no bottom, we are just going to keep plunging into the abyss.

They’ve been trying to talk him out of getting rid of NAFTA for that long?? That’s exactly one of the things Trudeau is supposed to talk about with Trump today, why he keeps delaying NAFTA.

It hasn’t been a year...

Also, there is NO therapy or counseling for rapists/sex harassers/assaulters. There is the occasional stint in jail. THAT’S IT, Jack. Domestically violent men and rapists are well-known recidivists. Even when they go into therapy, they rarely change. In fact, in the manner of sociopaths, they learn to play the game…

Open arms? I doubt it, though you never know.

“A lot of the allegations are false, as you know but given therapy and couseling as other people have done, I think I’d be able to get there...”

Yet you have no problem assuming we’re all lying whores out to ruin a poor innocent man.

Then why did the fucking scumbag owner of a POPULAR Chicago bar, who I sued for extensive sexual harassment including assault, in 1992 not only WIN the case brought against him by me (and 3 other women—though he had actually done it to EVERY WOMAN who worked for him), but suffered ZERO loss of business or respect? The…

Is her name “Mother” Pence?