I mean, I don’t let anyone with bad brows tell me shit about my life.

Seriously, busy job or not, the husband is the one who needs to be dealing with the MIL.

Exactly. Also, maybe her eyebrows are terrible.

Yes, the advice felt very wrong to me also. I had a similar situation — not as bad though — where my MIL and FIL paid for nothing (not even the rehearsal dinner) (my mother and father paid for a lot, as well as both me and my husband), thanked no one, and as soon as they arrived, started complaining. but they didn’t…

You have to put an obscure, high-falutin’ adjective in front of an irrelevant noun for it to work like “Pathological Optimist”.

On the upside:

If they can make a new/worse Superman every year, then the whole world has to stop giving any fucks if they make more Sex and the City’s

We are rewatching Hannibal, and *SPOILERS*

Ha! I owned all the seasons too (wasn’t the packaging the worst? I think all of plastic fell apart after a couple of years).

OMG, college? I had it on DVD. All box set seasons. I was so proud of how the pretty colors looked in my DVD case (you know the DVD case).

I loved it when I was 16. Looking back, however...

Also, even nerds!

I unironically and unabashedly love this movie!

All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

But don’t worry—evacuees will be held financially responsible for the cost of their flights, signing IOUs and surrendering official ID; so, as you can see we’re being financially responsible holy shit I wish I was joking around.

It’s about time someone else starting using that to reference him.

It’s unacceptable he was even questioning weather or not to do this. His conflict of interests may cost people their lives. I’ve also been shocked there are people who don’t believe Puerto Rican’s are Americans.

It’s all the Puerto Ricans fault

I made the mistake of reading responses to Sarah “Resting Bitch Face” Huckabee’s tweet. Now I want to smack the taste out of a lot of dumb asses mouths. The worst is one fool who is Puerto Rican, living on the mainland, thanking the Trump administration for their leadership and help. I responded to her that she should…

do people not know that you can use punctuation after @-ing someone on twitter?