High five for using one of my favorite David Cross “what the fuck?”s from Mr. Show!!

Never mind that, how are they going to explain who’s sleeping where to Mr. Roper???

My only regret...is that I have...BONITIS!

I hate it, too! And why have I had SO MANY boyfriends who insist on sticking their fucking fingers in my belly button? And, like, never gently either. Always just *shove* *scratch my skin slightly with nail* *laugh stupidly until Spleesh dumps them*

And you know, that show already existed! It was called “Greg the Bunny,” was on in the early 2000s, and was HILARIOUS! Raunchy, funny puppets interacting with people (Sarah Silverman, Eugene Levy, Seth Green), while making kids’ puppet show. It was all the stuff this new Muppets incarnation was going for, except with…

Uuuuhhhh heh heh...you said, “insert.” Heh heh heh heh

It’s sooooooooooo uncomfortable! I was cringing and twisting in my seat and holding my hand over my mouth...painful. FULL BODY CRINGE.

I know, right? I was like, am I really tolerating one of the Jersey Shore idiots right now? Do I like what she is saying? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?

Me too! Every day I feel like I want to die from embarrassment in this stupid country for electing this complete fucking moron.

I remember that show! I watched it religiously, while hating myself for doing so. Glad it was only two seasons.

100% correct.

SAME.

!!!!!!!!!!! Whaaaaat! Thank you!

He’ll voice the disembodied penis!

Because I think it may possibly be the best and funniest gif of all time.

Whaaaat...is this from...???

That’s what I was coming here to say! Please, that looks like a shit dye job by a colorist who didn’t know what the fuck they were doing. Come back when your color is true all the way through and doesn’t look like a lazy, faded, janky-ass job my teenage self did in the bathroom.

Mmmmm, yum. Yes, that is a time when it’s okay to say that. I hope he received some comeuppance for that shit.

Right?! If dudes can touch their dicks through their clothes 24 hours a day, I’m allowed to yank my shorts outta my crotch a few times here and there. :)

I try to turn it into a side-step thing while I’m walking to gently shake the shorts out of my vageen. Not very subtle but hey, guys grab their dicks ALL THE TIME. Why can I not shake my shorts outta my cooch when they need it?