I was coming here to say the same thing! I love Sam the Ma’am.

I loved it, too! Plus it introduced me to Spinal Tap (the soundtrack)! I actually still love it and watched it not too long ago. Holds up pretty nicely, although you’ll be shocked at the amount of smoking indoors that happens.

He’s so FUCKING HAPPY about the fries!

Just for yourself? Or for an audience? Cause I might have done that a few times completely alone and cracked myself up each time.

Yes! It is so, so perfectly done! When I was 16, I dated a guy who I swear to you, he did this scene. Except this was in 1994, well before the movie. His mom asked him to pick up his dishes and he full-on, hissy-fit style did it, huffing and muttering the entire time. It was the most embarrassing, terrible display I’d…

Here are the reasons I’ve printed emails:

Unprofessional to the max! I get one of those, and that person is at arm’s length. I probably can’t trust them to do the right thing because they think the religious quote is okay. What other boundaries do they not understand?

I know! After that I swore that I’d never leave an un-barred window open if I’m not home or if I’m sleeping. :(

Oh, as a bonus, is the house super creaky and make lots of weird noises all night? Do you hear snuffling around the windows sometimes? *shiver*

I don’t want to freak you out too much, but you probably shouldn’t leave windows open without bars on them...when I lived in Philadelphia there was a rapist who would follow women home, climb the bars on the first story windows up to the second story, and go in the windows there. Scary shit.

Yes! That is hands down my favorite thread to read of all time always.

Me too!

Yep, you’re about the same age as my sisters! By the time I was of skating age (probably 1983 or so), it was too late. The ponds never froze again.

I grew up in Maryland, although farther west than this island. This was in the 70s/80s, and my family members told me all the time about ponds in the area that used to freeze up when they were kids in the 60s. Frozen enough to go water skating! I never once saw those ponds freeze when I was a kid, and this was really…

:D :D :D Gotcha!

Ugh, I hate that that guy is so hot to me. I swear I’m trying to drop my attraction to rockabilly dudes. I swear!

That too! Like they make those crazy ridiculous Alice in Wonderland or Disney character cakes and then what happens to them? You can’t actually eat them—they have to make SEPARATE things for the judges to taste! What even is the point?

Right?! I loved him so, so much!

Same! I LOVE Chopped! Thanks to the Food Network app on the Roku, almost every night can be Chopped marathon night! I also side-eyed the British Bake-Off. I don’t know what it is, I just can’t bring myself to feel suspense about it. Even though I know baking is chemistry, and there’s a greater chance of it being…

I am convinced that he has a giant APPLAUSE sign at every event and just keeps it on the whole time.