He really has! My personal opinion is that he’s in the “I don’t give a fuck about anything else at all” stage of grieving and is really just saying what he thinks without filtering or toning it down. Go for it, Patton! Tell ‘em what you really think.

You are my new hero. Also thank you for the term “elbow titting,” I may steal that if you don’t mind.

PLEASE TELL ME THAT BITCH DROPPED HER BEERS ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND CRIED!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD I HAD THIS BOOK WHEN I WAS A KID!!!

You are the hero we need.

It’s great! Really nuanced and complex, and well-thought out. Just really well written in general.

SAME.

Because it IS weird!

I like that! Hmmm....I think I’d have to go with Noted Chocolate Enthusiast.

That was really the dream team. And it always killed me how she had to say, “Noted Fashion Photographer” every single time. Do you think he negotiated that in his contract?

Hah! Oh yeah, that was a wonderful moment.

Oh damn. I think you’re right.

Can I touch your hand? I think you might’ve had the coolest parents on the planet and I just want to be slightly associated with them!

Never lose your phone again, it sounds like a real jerk!

First thing I thought of when reading it, too. In this idiot’s tiny little pea-brain, “black guy” absolutely equals “urban.” Never mind the whole housing thing. Another example of these people not at all understanding the jobs they are about to be doing. Terrifying.

I think you mean Burger Bitch in this case.

I am one! Mostly for textbook companies, and it’s mostly pretty fun. The research part is great, the paperwork/database work that comes after is not so glamorous.

Hey, I’m a photo researcher! First time I’ve ever heard anybody else use the term ever. And you’re right, those skillz are on point.

I’m gonna guess it was the day their boy-prez left office.

He’s definitely the president of my heart.