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What is so hard about filet-o-fish?

YES. Agreed. We don’t have to go all formal with mother/father but mommy/daddy just screams, “I am still a child and expect to be treated as such.”

I love that they included a stock photo of a Toyota 4-Runner. WHY NO STOCK PHOTO OF DR. PEPPER?!?!

God, this makes me want to rage-scream so damn hard.

Bananas?

Hands down my favorite character on that show.

He would president so good!

Thank you! I’ve never been on such a short roller coaster of emotions. I legit thought I was probably going to need to be taken to the hospital after it got me and everybody looked at me like I was crazy. Then I got the ice and it stopped hurting and I was like, oh. Yeah I am crazy.

Everything else on your list is terrifying, though! Especially the teenagers!

I got stung by a scorpion a few months back. After having lived in Texas for 15 years, I was TERRIFIED because I was sure I WAS GOING TO DIE RN. Instead it stung a little and then went away before I even got to the ice drawer. I felt like such a weenie.

Yeah! Their “pot luck” show. Yep.

I like that she separated the words, too. “Pot luck” is of course not the way it’s spelled. Unless Snoop’s involved, that is....

Same! I giggled and then looked for a third dog.

That dual narration was super confusing, especially because it was the first and only in the series to use the conceit.

I think you mean nadir though. Because this...couldn’t be lower.

In high school, I fell during gym class. Two other people fell on top of me and my ankle just started shooting pain. The coach insisted it was fine and tried to force me to stand on it. After I fell over because I was completely unable to put any weight on it, she grudgingly admitted it might need medical attention.

I had to give up my cable earlier this year (money troubles) and I was SO SAD I LEGIT CRIED A FEW TEARS. Nothing I like better than scrolling through a buncha bullshit and then settling on a Top Chef marathon because everything else is garbage but who cares it’s Tuesday night and I just want to turn my brain off and

NO. I believe I would have had to flush a second time after that.

That’s the same combination I use on my luggage!