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Racists dont consider themselves ‘racist’ because that implies they are wrong. They think of themselves as un-PC truth-tellers who are just pointing out the “reality” that most people of a certain race have certain negative attributes that theirs does not.

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.

I am fresh off a 2 day business trip and about to leave for another one on Monday... I need to remember to thank my husband for putting our son to bed since he is not Biblically mandated to do so! Thanks for the tip! :)

I don’t know where I read this, but there was a story about a mom who had the words “Work Will Set You Free” stenciled on her wall, and her friend had to tell her, hey, maybe you should Google that.

What kills me about this show is that they have to put some kind of phrase or words on the wall. Like in the kitchen it’ll say “Tasty treats”, or “Bless this home” or any number of inane phrases. H8 that

Calliou. It’s Calliou’s fault. His parents let him get away with everything and he's a lying, whiny little jerk.

Hey now, let’s not blame Fred Rogers for rude youths.

There was some dude (probably the same dude) gushing the same twaddle on MSNBC. My fave part was when he claimed you tell the older ones were smart and talented because they all work for him. Yes, when I see rich kids who have had every educational opportunity yet have only worked for Daddy after being given a spot at

I am 99% sure that they had to remind Donald he has a second daughter, somewhere around March. They proved it by showing his checks for tuition, then did some intensive flashcard rote to teach him what she looked like (after the first hour, Don stopped asking, “Who is that? Is that my next wife? Needs some work.”)

Ok, America we have to talk.

She was not asking him hard questions at all and he just couldn’t answer any of them. I mean they were high school sophomore civics and government class exam questions.

This convention has been easily ten times the unmitigated dumpster fire I could have ever wildly imagined. I’m watching it all like this:

You know you they could’ve just ignored her. Its not like she had huge sign with aborted fetuses on it.

To the average Republican, I’m sure Scott Baio seems — and is — young.

When she first started that campaign for eating healthy and drinking more water I was still working at a local restaurant. There were so many people ordering soft drinks for the kids by saying something like “we usually order water, but we’re sticking it to those liberals in the White House!”

I think you accidentally went to the Great Lakes Medieval Faire down the road.

I assumed he was pulled into the ghost dimension with Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig.

AAARGHHH!He can’t even play with a puppy, he is the son of satan.

Ben Affleck, current student at the Johnny Depp School for Recently Divorced Middle Age Actors, JDSRDMAA™.