I'm not even a PC gamer, but this makes me want to buy the game just based on principal.

@False: "Funny, isn't it? The human was impervious to our most powerful magnetic fields, yet in the end he succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick!"

I really want this game to be awesome, but I'm fairly certain it won't be.

online multiplayer please.

What has six legs, six arms, and two heads?