I lost my WRX wagon in Harvey, I sat on the insurance money for over a year trying to convince myself one of the new WRX sedans are just as appealing. They aren't, I bought something else, but at least weekly I mention missing my wagon. I'd buy another one TODAY if they made it.

I hate recliners. I never recline, even if someone in front of me reclines (and I’m 5'8", so I’m not tiny), and I think those devices are a sign of the downfall of all that is good in the world. 

Yeah as much as the screaming works, the GDS has a fatal flaw. Your company sent me goats with the sleep mode, and every time something happens they just faint. I tried contacting your Goat Tech Support and the GTS just screamed at me. 

no, i made that up.

This is like the first car with styling inspired by a fat man floating on his back in a pool.

You are correct sir, or ma’am, or person, or whatever. I had them backwards.

Or SE... Or LX! It’s sad indeed.

STFU

I would argue that in 2019 a vast portion of our population has bastardized words like “racist” to mean “lynching black people”, so people (e.g. Trump) can argue, “See, I’m not racist, I’m not lynching black people” while saying and doing some REALLY racist shit.

as seen on the 101 near calabasas few weeks ago:

For me, it’s not a car, it’s a bike brand.. Harley Davidsons

BMW X6 (and frankly all SUVs driving almost entirely within city limits). Look at this fucking ugly assholemobile that only exists because of BMWs greed and to destroy the planet for maximum douchebaggery. It is the perfect synonym of shit we as a mankind cant afford to ignore and to do anymore. Fuck this horrible…

I hate all things Tesla.

Hummer H2.

6th generation Monte Carlo (2000-2005). Every one of these is driven by a plump, tatted up, chain smoking, trailer court central casting, twice divorced bad drunk loudmouth, named Carla or Sandi.

With $30k in accessories to drive the kids to school and maybe skiing sometimes. They are bro obnoxious, I could see how bad the trend would be early on. The 4Runners and Tacomas driving around with Tepu tents on top all the time bug me in the same way.

I had no idea how much venom some old school Jeep guys have for the 4 door until two of my coworkers started raging over them. You must be anguished to drive out in public as those things are EVERYWHERE.

Miata is always the answer.

Nissan Juke and Cube.

Corvettes. All of them.