Congratulations to officers Tarleton and Ryder for their save of the day!

I've been that fast on a bicycle. I'm guessing this is better.

I would legit LOVE NASCAR if they went closer to their roots. No more of these cars that only vaguely look like what you can buy in a showroom. Why not get actual showroom models and soup them up for racing, just like old times?

suggesting Voltron as a national defense asset

Well, Mario Kart is awesome.

Time to just fix the whole thing from the ground up.

I’ll go a step farther and not watch any of it. 

It’s quite simple: NASCAR fans are dolts. 

NASCAR has shown itself an ever more increasingly stupid exercise in excess and recklessness in the “hold my beer” culture. Time after time, they can’t seem to end a race without tremendous wrecks, suggesting (unfairly) that their drivers can’t drive worth a fuck. Guiding a poweful brick-shaped billboard around a bowl…

Fun fact: 50% of NASCAR fans are attracted to the sport because it gives them hope that they, too, will someday have the courage to make a left turn despite the ensuing condemnation and ridicule from their peers.

Funny how the list of States above is largely home of the free market ‘have you read the Constitution’ Freedom Caucus blowhards.

As a prisoner of Michigan, you sir, get a star

Specifically Michiganders, who are not much more than petulant children with fully-grown adult bodies.

So lets get this straight here.

Another issue is the supply of lithium and rare earth metals. Mining and refining of these raw materials also isn’t the most environmentally friendly activity at the moment.

Considering that most GM cars are shit WITH drivers, this does not bode well.

If only renewable power sources existed.  Can you look into that for us?

It lacks traditional controls like pedals and a steering wheel, freeing up room for commuters who will share rides.

I’m guessing that drivers that prefer automatics also prefer the augmented sound. Makes no sense with a manual where you have more control over what your engine sounds like.

Please let today be the day