It’s 4.8208E-06 synodic lunar months, if that helps.

Secret internal supercharger.

600 horsepower? I’m pretty sure it’s got Lambo exhausts bro.

Actually, that was just a joke. The Aston is fine. The Range was in the shop yesterday though. Story coming soon.

I think Top Gear would be fine, but Chris Evans has been a mistake since day one. The OG Trio have all been car guys, they were all journalists to some extent, and their work outside of TG is still on the journalism side.

* Not Chris Harris, though. We love him.

Wow! You drank Goo-gone! I may have a new hero.

“This car is what I look like on the inside” is the most perfect thing I have ever heard to describe this ridiculous hobby of ours. I’m going to look at my fifteen-year-old modded-to-hell Impreza a little differently from now on, ‘cause holy shit, it’s actually my messy innards laid bare in steel and glass and rubber…

+1 for manny tranny

I can shorten that for you.

I’d configure mine with eight cylinders and three pedals.

Subaru still has this and a lot of high end european models have a heated windscreen available. But yeah, it’s added cost and the fully heated windscreens are expensive as fuck.

I’ll be honest, I never saw this when I lived in Michigan, it was only when I moved to New Jersey when I started to see people sticking the wipers up.

He looks lost and confused. Would not be surprised if he had dementia. God I hope I don’t go out like this.

Race cars.

/end discussion

“I see you’re attempting to parallel park, I can assist with that!”

They excel at doing what may seem weird, so the outlook may be for naught. Word.

I would like to add that I’d love for there to be a Jalopnik pilgrimage for all races/events. I always want to go to a race, but no one I know wants to go with me and I feel lame going by myself =/

The level of grip is in the realms of fantasy.

Another day, another reason to dislike power-tripping egomaniacs who think a badge gives them carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they want.