srsly?
Man’s got all the money in the world and can’t manage to find better prostitutes than this?
If you’re wondering why Kraft got his rocks off at a low-rent establishment, never, ever, ever forget that the richest assholes are usually the cheapest assholes.
Odds on the following happening:
Hmm...
“We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity. Because it is a judicial matter, we will not be commenting further.”
As someone who lives in Florida, I’m convinced the media is making up half this crap. Why would Bob Kraft even get a tug job at a massage parlor in a strip mall? Couldn’t he easily fly to Russia and have prostitutes pee on a bed instead?
I sooooo cannot wait to hear the Thursday/Sunday/Monday night monologues that emerge from this. I’m sure Goodell has the finest writers on the planet twisting their brains into pretzels to figure out a narrative that has Kraft coming out squeaky clean. Guessing it will read something like this:
My exact thoughts. Then I felt like an asshole because of the whole human trafficking aspect of it, but still...the fact that it was Bob Fucking Kraft is such a beautiful thing.
The article makes the point that many of these women were there against their wills and had no choice at all.
1) Insert various Patriots jokes of varying levels of taste. Here’s some low-hanging fruit; something something deflategate limp penis, something video evidence sideline signals video evidence of Kraft, something Goodell punishment calculator. Go forth and get stars.
2) Consensual sex work should be fully legalized and…
On the one hand, legalize and regulate sex work.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
No, I think “said this shit to make money off idiots" is better than lawyer-speak because his fan-base don't understand lawyer-speak, but they might understand that
The families claim Jones knew the claims were false but that he kept perpetuating them because it was good for his ratings, drew advertisers and made him money.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend remains the definitive anti-romcom romcom and always will be.
I LOVE when we get definitive proof that everyone has always been exactly as dirty minded and ridiculous as we are now.