Indiana Jones and the Walker’s Tennis Balls.

Better than passing the whip to Shia LeFuckingBoef

Yeah, he was a part of some sort of wackadoodle survivalist cult that had a sort of summer camp called RIOT that combines archery, marksmanship, chemistry (bomb making) and bible study.

Sister Tiff

Oh, good, I was hoping it would be the Barbara Ann Minerva Cheetah. She has the most compelling storyline.

My dream is for him to collaborate with Tananarive Due on a biopic based on her book about Madame CJ Walker.

“It was a joke, jeeze don’t you people have a sense of humor?” 110% sure this will be the response.

Take from off work and go to a weekday matinee.

As far as I know, it was not a prostitution situation. She was being paid off to keep her mouth shut about an affair, not prostitution.

Yeah, lawyers are well known for paying off their client’s accusers and not requiring any payment in return. Happens all the time. Perfectly normal. This is fine.

I’m guessing she was the bully in the neighborhood.

Confession: I once returned a LLBean jacket because the zipper kept jamming and the pocket snaps fell apart - six years after purchasing. In my defense I paid a crapload for a shell jacket that was billed as a bargain because it would last forever. That was always the deal with Bean: it would cost more, but would wear…

But of course Daddy will keep your job for you!

Yeah, like anybody under 55 is going to be able to retire. The current congress won’t be happy until we have a large population of homeless elders working at Walmart until they die.

Your normal clothes could be Agent Carter cosplay, or throw on a trenchcoat and you could be Carmen Sandiego! I’ve shrunk away from cosplay because I’m old and fat. But one of these days I’ll throw on a mauve dress and a lavender wig and get my Holdo on

Yeah, well those FBI agents are all hippies, doncha know? Practically communists.

Yep, it’s tribalism. Tribe is more important than country.

You forgot kicking gay people, brown people, and hippies.

I wonder how many of these businesses will face penalties/jail time for employing undocumented workers? I wonder how many business will face penalties/jail time for exploiting/underpaying said undocumented workers?

Now she’s saying the denial is a forgery and the signature isn’t hers!