My money’s on a stroke. He’ll literally blow a gasket about somebody being mean to him quoting his lies.

Is he clinically depressed? His clothing lines are so boring an un-original. There’s no life there.

And charge the hunters for the thrill of the sport.

YES, my bloody Valentine!

Neither could pass 8th grade biology and civics so both are fails by my standards.

And I am in favor of discriminating against the idiocracy.

As long as they’re intelligent aristos, I’m all for it. Time to end the era of idiocracy.

And he’s only 31! He looks at least 40. Can you imagine how nightmarish he’ll look at 50?

Can’t we make it law that before anyone takes any sort of elected office, they must pass 8th grade biology and civics exams?

He wouldn’t use it. He wants to be seen doing important stuff. LOOK HOW IMPORTANT I AM!!!

You are awesome on a cosmic scale.

I double-plus heart your dad. Is he available to come over? My husband and I are also useless cabbage and love Lebanese food.

I just want to scream: She’s not fat!

PS: he’s still a dirty cat, now with actual dirt. He seems to lack the ordinary feline fastidiousness gene.

His fatitude made me sad too, that’s why we changed things. And until I had a fat cat, I didn’t know you could feed two cats the same diet and one would get fat, the other wouldn’t. It’s not through lack of love, care, or attention. I learned orange cats are actually more prone to unhealthy weight gain - who knew? …

Thanks so much, enjoy being holier than me.

He browbeats and threatens Miss Grundy with exposure, for one.

I am a firm believer in indoor cats, to keep them safe and healthy. However, one of our cats ballooned up to a lazy fatapotomos. He was over 25 pounds, 24 inches in circumference, and couldn’t even clean himself. Imagine me wiping the shit off the butt of a squirming fat cat, if you will. We tried limiting his…

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