See Jason, it’s this kind of thing that keeps you from getting invited to go get drunk with the rest of the staff. Keep it up.

I’m expecting a ton of Doctor Girlfriends

Hey, I was a teenager once and got drunk and did stupid things when I was bored, but I never was so stupid that I thought I should fuck around with those big metal tubes flying through the sky at high speed and full of jet fuel.

Too soon. This movie was brutal.

Let’s not forget this guy:

This is a very strange list.

“I’ve made it.” - Spinelli

It can be a camera for concerts,

I vote we call that big crater at 5 o’clock “The Eye of Cthulhu”.

When my ex and I started dating, I had a 2006 Evo IX MR. He hated that car. He didn’t like the seats (too broad for the Recaros), didn’t like the look (too ricey), and he hated the attention it got me. He finally convinced me to sell it a few years into our relationship. He said he’d never let me drive another,…

Anything that makes you happy.... because your Ex was not able to...

who?

One day when my kids are grown and on their own, I plan to finally go to California and experience Comic Con in all its glory.

Quaaludes

alternate topshots we were looking at:

This is the first and possible last time I say this, but I am glad my kids limit me to putting about 4-5 hours a week into this brilliant game. I’m not near burned out, and I get to absorb the new DLC stuff naturally. But otherwise...damn kids and their constant needs.

Well, I actually preferred both Ed Norton and Terrence Howard for their respective roles, but Ruffalo and Cheadle have also been great, so, yes, you could definitely call those replacements a "great success."

Thanks for underlining my point, hack.