When I was 19 years of age, the sexual proclivities of young people wasn’t anything, anything like I see today.

All the other bullshit of this aside, how the fuck do you enforce government-mandated celibacy?

“I know this is bittersweet for the Feld family, but I applaud their decision to move away from an institution grounded on inherently inhumane wild animal acts,”

Hell yes! I’m a proud Minnesotan right now. Also, I hope Sen. Klobuchar follows suit.

My Senator...leading The Resistance today.

WE. GET. IT. YOU DON’T LIKE LA LA LAND. Please stop speaking for everyone else as if we 100% agree with you.

Of cooooourse leaks are “bad” when they don’t benefit the person you’re trying to help by leaking shit.

It is frightening how much the Republicans want to end the transparency of the democratic process.

I also lost it with Alan Rickman, David Bowie, and Prince.

I’ve been upset and sad about a bunch of the celebrity deaths this year, but this is the first time I’ve been just straight up sobbing. I just don’t want this to be true.

Also, unfriended a person I knew from college who was making fun of people caring about her as Leia. Okay, assface, we get it that you’re above Star…

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

I’m honestly not worried about myself, but people I care about that are gay, trans, Hispanic, or reliant on welfare to survive. And if we follow the pattern of Brexit, a lot of people are about to be assaulted in hate crimes.

Yeah, but I wouldn’t discount the anxiety of people who actually stand to lose everything.

America will. There are vulnerable people here who might not.

Well, this’ll teach me not to be optimistic about anything, ever.

As a black man who talks white enough to fit in to white suburbia well I am surrounded by coded racism constantly. I couldnt be less surprised by this if I tried. 8 years later there are still allegedly intelligent and credible people who believe Obama is the secret leader of ISIS because hes black and his fucking…

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.

In the wake of the Polly Klaas murder, I voted for California’s three strikes initiative.

KONY 2012

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.