Colbert is OK, but “Colbert”? I wouldn’t be surprised.

What has Dracula done to deserve the Gatiss/Moffat treatment?

I don't agree.  But you have expressed yourself with admirable clarity.

Hey! Wasn’t Michael Cera “with” site favourite Aubrey Plaza for a while?

The actual podcast feed is this :

Wot no ‘Ghost Town’?

For extra credit “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” by Bill Bailey.

Say what you like about the white government of mid-90s South Africa, but they weren't colonial.

No emotional impact? “Something broke on your daddy’s spaceship”. Hearts of stone, reviewers musta had in them days.

The Right Stuff, and Apollo 13 have set a high bar for that assertion to clear.

The New Testament?

How did that outsider-art airbrush campervan tribute to a self-published shoot-em-up videogame get on there?

Well it’s obviously “Respect”.  Just listen to her.   Then listen to it again, now drinking in the backing singers.  All-time championship-level backing singing.

This sounds like an intriguing tale (tail). The theory that early humans might have gained a foothold in Europe by domesticating canines would give any cinema-goer pause (paws) for thought.

Here’s Kermode:-

Where it comes to ‘Space Madness' there are definitely better flicks available - Sunshine, Solaris, even The Black Hole.

My understanding is that yer actual bona fide pedophiles are crafty enough not to Tweet about it.  

Oryx & Crake is superawesome. I loved the Snowman’s run-ins with the pigoons. But the child-porn bits seemed slightly pointless.

I mean Fargo (1996) is already Stupid Fargo, but I know what you mean. 

Unbelievable true stories weekend chez spiregrain.