Have you seen the one with the crossword-setter yet? You might be interested to know that on the day that one was broadcast, the crossword that features in the episode was printed in The Guardian-

The Hitchcockiest bit is the attempted murder. He does that thing where there is a known deadline - 11pm - and we know what is to happen - but his watch has stopped! So we can’t tell where we are in the deadly countdown.

I’ve finally started in on Breaking Bad, having acquired a set of DVDs from CEX, roughly £1 per season. So far, so good.

Nothing like a dame!

It would be more interesting if the reason Wakanda is so technologically advanced is *not* because they’re sitting on piles of vibranium; but just because they avoided getting colonised.

That’s abit rich, coming from a prince.

I thought of this horrorshow:

I really looked forward to Electric Dreams. The trailers really captured the vibe of the books perfectly. But the show itself has been meh at best. I’d more or less givennup on it after The Commuter one with Tim Spall. Is it worth dialling up ‘Human Is’ on the Channel 4 catchup thing?

Inception - saw it in the cinema in 2010, and thought it was good. This time around, I thought is was great! Ultimate heist movie.

”Let’s say that you, a normal and sane user of the internet...”

I got a Butt notification for this?

And if he tries any preversions in there, I won’t be in the least bit surprised.

Watch Sean Hannity...

Imagine an imaginary Minajerie manager imagining managing an imaginary Minajerie.

Well I sure hope no-one reading this will now feel emboldened to an entitlement for hartwarming interactions with these so-far nice people.

I sat beside Frank Skinner at the finals of the Hackney Empire New Comedy Act of the Year 1997. I said I liked his work, and he deflected it into a short homily about how he was gald to hear it and how much he was looking forward to the show,and how many well-known acts started in similar shows.

It’s probably too late now for Ray Liotta’s Honey Slathered Biscuits to feature in this year’s The Year In Band Names, but hopes are high for 2018.

Definitely “Quantum Leap”. The idea of waking up without memory of whonyou are or what you’re meant to be doing really resonates with me. I guess it gave me a phobia of sudden amnesia.

Even your actual The Onion has been Kinjafficated. Broke my bookmark of 18 years standing.

Loonies, more like.