Meh, anyone can do this.

This is the only 8 series that matters anyways:

The official ride of penniless meth heads with an inferiority complex and a goatee.

this guy would fuck your shit straight up

Not according to this guy... 66 times... IN THE HEAD!

They have nothing to worry about, lighting doesn’t strike II

There was a cool kind of understated dignity to those cars, especially when everybody else had the hatchback. Less tail-heavy looking, especially compared to the bulge-backed Capri of the same era. Heck, even the Chippies thought they were good enough.

i was wondering the same thing. it looks like a benz so i can’t imagine it’s THAT tall. just googled, he’s 5'3.

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Is he a dwarf? Is this some kind of gigantoid car from another universe?

Is he extremely short or is that car extremely tall?

Manuel is the best theft deterrent.

Is this today’s official porn post? Prepare for some bukkake:

That’s enough internet for today.

Could be worse:

What is this?