I'm sure that Yolk is a very nice person. - Paul McCartney

The Path. Other than that, not really?

This is the first step to making YouTube supercuts of every time Jesse said "bitch" on Breaking Bad. It's probably too late for you already.

Hey, it can be both! I like Channing Tatum, and I refuse to give up my right to say he looks like a live-action Lego man.

PowerThirteen is an ex-gay therapist IRL, I'm surprised you haven't heard.

I know Patton and his nerd politics stuff has become cool to make fun of around here, but his standup about his life with his wife and daughter was always my favorite material of his. Now I'm remembering all his stories about her on "My Weakness Is Strong" and missing her too. What a huge loss for him.

It's people like you that make sickly sweet ketchup the default on fries and not vinegar :(

Maybe 3 reviews in a day made them realize what the rest of us have known all along: that coleslaw is only good in small doses.

Exactly! I think she was trying to make the joke that Orlando Bloom is old and dated, but he was the #1 sex symbol in the world for kids born between '90 and '95, between Legolas and Pirates of the Caribbean. He's dated because liking Orlando Bloom is such a '90s kid thing.

Oh, I know it's free. My point is that rich people's charity dollars tend to go to sexy things rich people like, like museums and orchestras and non-profits that teach kids how to Irish step dance, and not to the needs of needy people. There was a study I actually did read about how much of rich people's philanthropy…

I would imagine the Met gets some sort of benefit out of it? Whether it raises money for anything other than a place mostly enjoyed by rich people is a different question.

"Assuming 90s kids know who Orlando Bloom is"

Well, not all Asians are from ""model minority"" groups like Chinese-Americans or Korean-Americans. Cambodian-Americans, Vietnamese-Americans and other groups are poorer and less educated than the U.S. average.

I was told there would be no math.

Don't think about purple elephants or Hulk Hogan's erection. Definitely don't think about ways in which one might resemble the other.

That entire "What is a hero?" voiceover just made me wish I was watching the bit in Dr. Horrible where Captain Hammer tells the homeless people what a hero is. Same concept, only funny on purpose.

Nice to see Dakota Johnson continuing to use her deal with Satan Universal Studios to get work in interesting things. She deserves it.

You know she thought of that four minutes after publishing and cursed herself out at her desk.

If Chris Pine isn't on skins I boycott.

Just watch, she'll leave in January and leave Lorne frantically scrambling to find a new blonde woman who can play the President.