Yes, but saying Thanks, Trump will be constitutionally mandated, so it won't be quite the same.

Wow, she looks younger than I would've guessed. But otherwise, exactly who I would've pictured!

Is that her in the header picture?

You just now realized this show has very few women? I mean, I would love there to be more women on this show, but I find it hard to believe you just now noticed how overwhelmingly, deliberately bro-y it is.

I have not seen Batman vs Superman, and fucking what?

Well, they have to show that the character sees numbers differently than you somehow, and focus groups reacted negatively to the original scene in A Beautiful Mind where the numbers were on skateboards.

I feel compelled to point out that all three of those things are a lot of people's type, though I know you already know that and have some dysmorphic stuff that a well-meaning Internet stranger is not gonna fix.

He has surprisingly sensitive soles.

His name is probably just Zachary (I refuse on principle to Google Zac Efron at work and confirm). Parents can't control the stupidly spelled nicknames kids come up with later on.

After reading your first sentence I was about to say I find him too weird-faced and Ken-doll-ish to bang if that makes you feel any better about yourself. But, uh, never mind?

I used to get this and John Updike's Rabbit Run series confused. All I knew was one was about rabbits dying and one was about an angry man that had oral sex.

Never knew what Plague Dogs was about, just looked it up.

Am I the only one who thinks he looks fine (and more Hollywood pretty than the real Snowden)? It's just the voice that's unfortunate.

I stared at this comment for about 5 seconds trying to figure out how eczema puns were related to lemons. I am an idiot.

"I got given lemons and I made lemonade."
"I mean, whoever gave them to you probably assumed you might do that."

I feel you on struggling through norteña music. And sorry for assuming re: Spanish.

In all seriousness, I hope Tilda Swinton.

The thumbnail picture is pretty unrecognizable as Gordon-Levitt. I don't mind him as a blonde with bad glasses, though.

He's also taking an Intro to Latin Dance class.

My Ottoman history professor in a grad seminar I once took explained to us how hard it is to get access to public archives or universities in Turkey these days if you plan on writing about the Armenian Genocide. That may have something to do with it.