My husband left during my 24 hour induced labor to go to the gym and get something to eat. And after I had an emergency c-section and was loopy from pain meds and weepy because my mom was 1,000 miles away, he didn’t sleep on the pull out couch in the room, he went home so he could get a good night’s sleep. I divorced…

Men:

Not sure if serious, but...

She should have lined a litter box with it. That would be a real “Fuck You”.

Let me guess: they both had daughters and suddenly realized women are people.

what women want in a guy :

This is timely, my husband and I had a huge fight about housecleaning two weeks ago. You know, our marriage was like a lovely vase with a hairline crack. When it was just sitting on a shelf, it was beautiful. When we put water in it( children) I saw all the flaws.

Your sister doesn’t need a good maid. She needs a good divorce attorney.

Same here! My husband has a way lower threshold for bathroom grunginess than I do, so he’s always done that cleaning. But there was one year that he stayed at home with our kid because he was sick of a dead-end low-paying job and I had a more intense higher-paying one, and he got SO MUCH CREDIT from everyone for…

Part of the problem that a single girl living in filth is thought of as some disgusting anomaly where a single guy living in filth “needs to find a nice girl”. Heaven help if he meets up with that messy girl.

This is why parents have got to teach their sons to do their own damn housework.

Pity the poor manbaby who can’t handle routine adult tasks like keeping his home clean. Can we organize a telethon to help? WON’T ANYONE THINK OF THE MANBABIES??

“We’re on the same page. Let’s just stay on it and never turn to a new one!”

I blame the people in this story for not training their dogs, but when you lose 3 days of sleep, the symptom must be taken care of no matter the cause.

We had neighbors with very barky little yappy dogs. They would leave for three or four days at a time, usually long holiday weekends. The dogs were left behind. They…

I have zero love for Kim Kardashian but the slut stuff pisses me off so much. Pretty much every single person who hates on her for it watches porn. They just want the women in the movies(here it was one time with her boyfriend) they watch and enjoy to be shamed, unsuccessful and miserable their entire lives? Because,…

Little did they know, the lawsuit was coming from inside the house...

Liked the article. Bundy got/gets a lot of attention because many of his female victims were white, I think, and conventionally good-looking girl nextdoor types. Compare that to Gary Ridgeway, who killed far more women than Bundy, but most were prostitutes and black. It took much longer to catch him, because such…

Barack and Joe are going to avoid being in the same place for the rest of the term, right? I mean... Barack Obama -> Joe Biden -> Paul Dickhead Ryan -> Orrin Goddamn Hatch.

Every time I go out and get a disapproving look from an older white gentleman I know that I’ve achieved greatness.

Very noir.