He’d never get away with that demand if he had a uterus.

I read the worst thing on Facebook the other day and I just really need to share, “This quote my client said to me always makes me tear up: ‘your daughter grows up and becomes a wife but, your son is your son for life.’” I FOREVER NOW MUST TYPE IN ANGER CAPS BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS? WHY? HOW CAN YOU EV? I JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve actually had a couple request two tables so they could each sit alone, shout across the aisle to each other as they ate, and both use a coupon.

Few things are more annoying than whiny little turds who won’t eat anything other than nuggets. Maybe the parents that enable them...

That’s too large for a single baby? I was expecting the comments to be about how she is too thin for a pregnant woman. And it’s the opposite? Have these people ever seen a woman pregnant with twins before? They are HUUUUUUGGGEEEE. They could be the skinniest, tiniest little women but their “baby bump” looks like they…

Hi, I’m Kristiffer Lawredeschanel, and I’m here to talk about a cause very close to my heart. Every day, Manic Pixie Dream Girls across America are dying. Hundreds of women with crooked smiles and a penchant for describing sunsets while quoting your favorite Camus/Salinger/Dr. Seuss book are disappearing from your…

GODDAMN. I’m showing this to him cause mine just fits in a damn SHOEBOX.

My nailpolish collection:

My bf made fun of me for how much nail polish I own, and said that no one even notices nail colour anyways. I told him at least three people complimented my opal nail polish that week and he said “let me guess, all women, right?” and I said duh yes but who cares? I like it.

What does this fucker do yesterday? “Oh you…

For all those people talking about the good ole days, remember our parents were practically in the next county as we rode our bikes all over town. They were probably earning advanced degrees while we played but I want to read an article on gendering of martyrdom in music and I’m a bad mother? Go away. Don’t come back.

The primary problem I see is with parents whose kids have hit screen time age (which is getting younger and younger) who want the kids to cut down, but who are unwilling to set an example. A 10 year-old is not going to take a parent seriously who tells them to get off the iPad and go outside and play if the same…

I NEVER THOUGHT PAYING IT FORWARD PIZZA WOULD MAKE ME CRY SAD TEARS BUT HERE I AM, CRYING. OVER PIZZA GENEROSITY, THE KINDEST GENEROSITY OF ALL.

Ugh two types of people who are the worst 1. People who INSIST that exes can NEVER be platonic friends or 2. INSIST that you should be friends with all your exes.

I really used to think that staying friends was really important due to the entire narrative of being a Cool Girl. A Cool Girl would be friends, would forgive someone, etc. But after the end of my last significant relationship (we lived together for a few months after dating on and off for a few years) I completely…

“the user must provide that person’s phone number. Then the person will receive a text letting them know which one of their friends or foes started their profile.”

I said size matters to me too. 😁 I felt really weird about it first, but I love big jewelry in general and all the sparkles! But, I always an emerald so we saved a fortune and spent more on a setting a love. And now I’m just waiting to actually get it......

We went Emerald and found this estate piece from the ‘30’s.

say all you want, we all know this is the best ring:

So I was expecting armageddon trying to get to work today in DC, but it turned out to be a breeze. Chill pope made the traffic BETTER in DC, which clearly counts towards one of his miracles for sainthood.

Best. headline. ever.