My boyfriend and I had been dating for maaaybe a month when, one night during some semi-drunk sexing, he managed to hit the perfect spot to rupture an ovarian cyst the size of my fist that I didn’t know existed. He then had to call his mother - at 3 in the morning - to come and drive us to the emergency room because I…

Yeah, no. Just being a woman isn’t enough to get this woman’s vote. To boot, I won’t be voting for Hillary in the primaries, but she’ll get my vote if she is nominated. I have no problem voting for a man over a woman if I can trust them to better represent my interests.

I’m pretty upset with how Jezebel readers are being so incredibly dismissive and actually shitty about this.
Nursing is a predominantly female occupation and as such has routinely been dismissed as a less than vocation for exactly that reason. We have to fight to be taken seriously ALL the time. I get shitty comments…

THIS IS MY DREAM, PEOPLE!!!! MY DREAM COME TRUE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S ROOM!!!!

I JUST LEARNED THAT THEY SELL BEER AND WINE. I went with two mini bottles of champagne because this is nothing if not a celebration of ridiculousness.

I would love to say this is entirely a joke but considering the kind of racist rhetoric coming out of the GOP candidates i’m not to sure if it can be.

This reminds me of the time that Jez had Lindy West eat a lot of disgusting things (breastmilk lollipops or something like that) and videotape the results. Between this, the staggeringly researched and heart/eyeball-rending celebrity instagram promotions piece and her Coachella assignment, I’m concerned that Kara is…

douchebag media bros who feel way too self-important in their wrinkled suit jackets

“Perhaps your Manifest Destiny is to shut the fuck up.”

OMG I remember being in the theater with my parents and my mom and I yelling at the screen at that damn bee.

If they don’t get back together I will be this cat:

Darin Morgan? Darin “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose” Morgan? Darin “Jose Chung’s From Outer Space” Morgan? THAT Darin Morgan?

“Chris Carter is literally this bee.”

“My first single was more of a soul track, and I thought Calvin Harris sounded a bit more racially ambiguous. I thought people might not know if I was black or not. After that, I was stuck with it.”

I relaunched my LinkedIn profile, and started noticing this as well: Randos who have no business interest. And it reflects real life as well. I’m trying to make a serious career move that requires networking with men and women in my field. I find it’s much easier to network with women than with straight men. For…

It's easy, in a professional setting stop and think. Ask yourself if you'd say the same to a man. I don't know why that's so hard.

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. How are you having to do manual labor with THIRD DEGREE BURNS ON YOUR HANDS? Like, seriously: what is wrong with this person. This makes me mad on your behalf.

I’m a yooooooooge proponent of mandatory home ec to graduate high school/get a GED. How the fuck are we sending 18 year olds out into the world who can’t balance a check book, do laundry, or boil some god damn pasta?

I’m about to be engaged to a man-baby that I love very much, but I’m so angry at him, and myself because I can’t stop running our lives. I. CANT. STOP. I do everything (cook, clean, plan trips, pick furniture, decide on restaurants, etc.) because I’m a control freak and he’s much more of a let-others-lead type. But I…

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.