I had an internship at a zoo in undergrad, and there was a note left about me one time. I explained that horseshoe crabs were an ancient species and you could see their relatives, the trilobites, in fossils from the Cambrian period. The dad got all huffy and asked how I knew it was “millions of years”, and I responded…

“I lugged this archaic camera all the way out here and didn’t have one Kodiak moment!”

Work brings out the worst in some people. I once had a guy, who, upon hearing that I was a black belt, decided to “test” my skills.
He decided to throw a punch at me when I entered a pitch black room.
(I worked for a laser show company as the art director, and we tested the animations and shows in a large, darkened,…

I gave up and and resigned that I’ll forever be covered in lonely people’s glitter.

SERIOUSLY. As someone who’s parents stayed together “for the kids” let me remind the parents that it doesn’t work. Your kids know you hate each other, you’re setting a bad example, and they’ll be just fine without you “married.” Staying in a bad marriage is the most self-centered thing to do, often disguised as “for…

Yeah, it made me feel sick too. You’re no longer attracted to her, have a higher libido, don’t believe in monogomy-fine. You want to stay with her because she’s a good friend and raise the kids with her-great AS LONG AS SHE IS AGREEING TO THE ARRANGEMENT TOO.

“But when you’re trying to hook up with a married man, that guy already has enough on his plate without having to jump through the hoops of dating.”

I wonder how much it effort it would take to make one of these for cats

This shit looked worse than the actual show, I didn't even think that was fuckin possible. Before anyone rips into me for not liking Full House, I love me some of that Greek God John Stamos, and some Bob Saget. The Olsen twins, well I think they look like troll dolls come to life and they scare me.

“Easier to say yes than no with raged-out older guys—as all women know.”

Looks like the other women on board were traveling on the White Whine train.

I’m thinking that his wife brings in the steady income as a front-end web developer (he mentions that this is her job in the video). As a freelance musician, his income is likely a lot more variable. Which is why I laughed when he mentioned that he realized he was putting his own work and childcare above his wife’s…

I think it’s funny that you consider yourself a shitty feminist when your level of awareness and openness puts you ahead of a lot of men.

My biggest beef with my husband when we were in the throes of childrearing — he would “help” by doing things that didn’t need to be done right then. For example, we’re preparing for a family gathering and he helps by cleaning the garage. Then he gets mad when I get mad, because it’s not like he’s doing NOTHING.…

Of course, once this passes, there will be lots of legislation and funding to assist the families who have been forced to birth a child with disabilities for which they are perhaps not capable of caring/coping/etc. Otherwise, that would just be cruel to both the families and the children.

That brief moment when the internet actually makes me happy

This is going to be white-washed like crazy. The real story would be for mature audiences only. For instance, I remember reading that Bob Saget and Dave Coulier would joke around with some really blue humor within earshot of the kids and their parents, and the producers took them to task for it. Plus during the…

Seriously. I would not watch this unless I had an old priest and a young priest on hand.

Teenagers are, on average, fucking idiots.

I did this recently with some old acquaintances who were talking about the Patrick Kane rape case. I was like, “Uh, if I single, near a hockey star like him, and the moment presented itself, I would have gone home with him. I wouldn’t have expected to get raped”. Someone I don’t really know that well, said, “But…