OMFG with the non-RSVPers. I am getting ready to serve Christmas dinner and I have had like 4 or 5 people text me out of nowhere being like, "hey I'm going to try to come by after BLANK AND BLANK AND BLANK do you have extra food? FUCKING NO. FUCK YOU. I'm not answering any of them. You either make me part of your…

You are not wrong. That girl and your friend are wrong. RSVP means respond yes or no. Not just yes.

I got it at Dana's Party Planet. Kitty ears sound fun...

Happy princess Obama is waaay better than Malibu beach Obama

I don't care what anyone thinks of him as President, but I dare someone to say that this isn't the most adorable picture of a POTUS ever.

I mean...

I want this to be my Facebook profile photo forever, and I'm not even in the picture.

Oh, please, he's a guy with two daughters. If this is his first time in a tiara, I'll eat my hat.

My relatives are actually pretty reasonable, minus one guy that was genuinely the worst. I was about to graduate early with honors, a 3.87 GPA, with 2 part time jobs and he felt I was a slacker because I hadn't gotten accepted into any colleges yet. It didn't matter that it was about a year too early for colleges to…

My favorite people are the ones who in one breath bitch and moan about their SO and then in the next breath can't imagine being single that it sounds so horrible. All while I'm thinking, well, at least I don't have a boyfriend spending all my money or making me wait on him hand and foot. And I can watch whatever the…

Relatives are THE WORST. When are you getting married, when are you having babies. It's like, stop. Dear teens, especially girls, these questions will never end, so be prepared. Even when you do get married and have babies, they will ask when is the next baby coming. Come up with clever ways to respond and just laugh…

I love your screen name.

So adorable, and so sad both that the owner is ill and that he and his pet are homeless.

"Shit, shit, shit... is that... wait... what's her name again? I hope she plays it cool, because I seriously don't need this shit today."

At least she and Emma Thompson are back on speaking terms...that's more important to me.

Those posters are worse than seeing Facebook posts of my ex making out with his girlfriend. Way worse. In the heart.

Sorry, I had to-

Well duuuh, wasn't he seen on camera hooking up with some other woman!?!?!?!?

Wait, it's okay to humiliate your partner as long as your brand is "weird"?

I mean, this is the Gawkerverse. Gossip is a main dish here. He supposedly kept making out with his side pieces in public spaces even though it made her miserable. So open relationship, separate house was apparently not good enough for him. …

Somewhat off-topic: But am I the only one who finds it really smart how Wendy's has rebranded itself in the past four years or so? The last time I went there they had very fancy drink machines, this sort of retro 60's meets modern vibe, a digital fireplace, flatscreens everywhere and the best of Dinah Shore playing in…