Brit here, so this might be gobbledegook to a lot of you: Toad in the hole with proper plump 90% pork Lincolnshire sausages. I put onions in the bottom of the tin, and the Yorkshire pud batter is always crispy round the edges and doughy in the middle, and crispy on the bottom. And oily. And oniony. And sausagey. Oh my…

#AnythingBreadOrPotato

definitely chicken soup. I made this the other day. Hope it's not too healthy to qualify as comfort.

So it's like Martin Freeman and Joanna Page in Love Actually?

This horrible toy from the Avon catalogue that my mom gave the little resplendent.bastards for Easter one year:

The Color Cher and Dionne Wash Out of Tai's Hair.

It's true. Women in my industry joke that our jobs are man-repellant. Once you tell a new guy where you work, they usually haul ass for the hills. Why? They know you don't need them financially for shit, so they'll never have the upper hand of providing for you (which can easily turn into a hostage situation). Some…

A feel-good anecdote, with regards to getting married because you're knocked up:

my grandparents have been married for 50 years but my memaw almost left my papaw in the late 60s because she found out he was gambling all of his money away. she got a job and started saving up to leave; he realized what she was doing and begged her to stay and quit her job, and said that he would quit gambling. she…

1990's lipstick.

Menstrata.

So many men don't want women earning real money because all these guys have to offer is earning power. If women as a whole could close the wage gap, these clowns would have to come to the table with good personalities, good looks, a certain weight/ height, etc. You know, all the shit that women are required to have in…

Yup, I think that the higher divorce rate is actually a good thing. I'm 25, so my grandparents are starting to really get up there in age, and they're starting to lose the ability/desire to hold in things they've been internalizing for decades. There is seriously nothing sadder than looking at both of them and…

Plus that whole bit about how toy guns need to be treated like real guns? Do I not see crazy white people running around waving their guns yelling about second amendment rights? Do I not see police officers failing to use their guns properly? What the fuck kind of statement is this!?

Reminder: Ohio is an open carry state—-just only for white people apparently.

Men don't just get the idea they're superior to women and entitled to abuse women from TV. They get it from family, friends, teachers, neighbours, news media, books, radio, films, art, government etc. etc. etc.

I liked how someone on my facebook equated guys talking to women on the streets with the sales people at crappy little mall kiosks, where you know they're not talking to you to be friendly, they're talking to you because they're trying to sell something. In the former's case, the product is penis.

yeah, exactly, that's the key word right there: hello

There are a lot of people already crossing a line by starting the conversation in the first place. I don't care how interesting or appealing I am or anyone is to someone else. People need to know when it's appropriate to approach a stranger at all. Generally this isn't appropriate in a non-social setting. It…

My favorite is when people say, "Well, I don't like bars and clubs. How else am I supposed to meet a woman?!"