Totally legit. I want children, I've been with my husband (who also wants children) for 9 years, and we are literally five years behind on our baby plan entirely because of money. When people ask us when we're going to start trying, I just tell them the truth, tact-be-damned.

Haha, I have a friend who tells her grandchild-craving mother "If I ever get knocked up, I'll hand it straight to you, okay?"

I'm a DOCTOR and I have trouble covering the costs of daycare while most of my colleagues have nannies and I have no idea how they can afford it.

And all three of these major issues (medical care, child care, and tuition) could all be managed through better policy and spending of our tax dollars. Having lived overseas where healthcare is national, education is subsidized from infancy to university, where taxes are about the same as where I now live in the US —…

When your coke party offends a Kennedy, you are clearly not putting enough effort into it.

Kendra Wilkinson, former girlfriend and wet nurse to Hugh Hefner, has been flirting with her co-star Jake Quickenden, a UK reality star who "loves a MILF every now and then."

It's... flat. Not that the hair is flat, but that it looks like it's two-dimensional.

Anybody else here remember the "advice" Oprah got from her very first station manager back when she was a reporter in Baltimore? He told her that having a black woman on television was difficult enough but to have a fat one was ratings suicide. He told her to lose weight and sex it up. She refused and he fired her.…

I'm commissioning a painting of myself luxuriating beside a guinea pig.

OMG THAT DRESS IS GORGE

Lion looks paranoid and afraid of Oprah

Here is a story-lots of masking going on in it though. Celebrity Mom was worried son was not crawling or talking. People go out for an evaluation and find NO toys, child spends no time on floor ever, basically never any stimulation for child whatsoever. He stays in high chair all day watching spanish language tv while…

OK, I'll bite. :)

When my daughter was in nursery school, I used to hang out a house that had a great playroom but a nanny who spoke very little English. The family was from Bulgaria and rich as all shit. 3-story McMansion with marble floors, crystal chandeliers, fireplaces in every room. On our first visit, the nanny showed me a…

This is basically the dress that my best friend is wearing to her wedding on Saturday. (With a leopard print bolero jacket.)

Ok, story time: A friend wasn't close to her extended family growing up, so she was happy to get a wedding invite from a female cousin - she thought she'd have a chance to finally get to know these people. She goes to the rehearsal dinner and afterward, the older adults retire to their hotel rooms while the younger…

I couldn't find a gif but there are a couple stills from the episode:

Guess I was so on trend last month when I got married in this...Who would've known?

Audrey did it best (see Funny Face):

The first time I went to London I stayed and ate at the Dorchester for free for the entire week, courtesy of the friend that took me. She didn't pay for it either, it was all on her expense account. She gave me her per diem everyday so I could take black cabs everywhere instead of the tube. Every night I came back to…